daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

i don’t even know if i like blogging anymore it’s kinda just routine

2014 Bad Joke No. 208

365badjokes:

What kind of baked goods do policemen make?

Cop-cakes.

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

wessas:

*ignores age difference between me and my celebrity crushes*

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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ifunnyws:

Tina Fey about women and science.

let me introduce myself

1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask

possiblypensive:

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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haikyuuofficial:

hanging out with your best friend more like

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

tangledbeast:

A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.

"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."

"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"